carsonphillips: My life is a constant battle between “if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say it at all” and “fuck you I’m right you’re wrong that’s stupid go away”.
I HAVE ABADAS!
I feel like a legitimate capoeira person now. (Okay, semi-legitimate. I will feel fully legitimate in about three weeks when I have my first batizado!) But still, this is so ridiculously exciting to me!! If you told me one year ago that I would be so excited about something that involves this much movement and exercise…I would have laughed. In your face. Loudly. So strange, how things...
Being single doesn’t mean that you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough...– Niall Horan (via petitepearl)
It’s exhausting loving someone who is constantly running away.– Megan Falley, from “What the Hour Hand Said to the Minute Hand” (via fleurishes)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your...
secretworldof-isiraven: blinking-in-the-starlight: permanentlysherlocked: fireflyluz: poniesandpirates: the-proud-sinner: the-master-yen-sid: This is ALL I do when I go to bed. Wait, people DON’T do that? guilty I really thought that I was the only person to do this…I’m glad I’m not alone.
The Grinch is always such a gpoy. →