March 2012
carsonphillips:
My life is a constant battle between “if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say it at all” and “fuck you I’m right you’re wrong that’s stupid go away”.
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I HAVE ABADAS!
I feel like a legitimate capoeira person now. (Okay, semi-legitimate. I will feel fully legitimate in about three weeks when I have my first batizado!) But still, this is so ridiculously exciting to me!!
If you told me one year ago that I would be so excited about something that involves this much movement and exercise…I would have laughed. In your face. Loudly. So strange, how things...
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“Being single doesn’t mean that you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough...”
– Niall Horan (via petitepearl)
“It’s exhausting loving someone
who is constantly running away.”
– Megan Falley, from “What the Hour Hand Said to the Minute Hand” (via fleurishes)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your...
secretworldof-isiraven:
blinking-in-the-starlight:
permanentlysherlocked:
fireflyluz:
poniesandpirates:
the-proud-sinner:
the-master-yen-sid:
This is ALL I do when I go to bed.
Wait, people DON’T do that?
guilty
I really thought that I was the only person to do this…I’m glad I’m not alone.
The Grinch is always such a gpoy. →
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